I’m gonna miss ya Shiny Eye-Gems.

I’m gonna miss ya Shiny Eye-Gems.

I'M NOT AFRAID TO SAY THINGS TO YOU OFF ANON YOU ARE A SWEET AND PRECIOUS CHILD WITH FANTASTIC ARTS AND LURKER'S GLORIOUS PECTORALS WILL FOREVER PROTECT YOUR FACE.

SHIELDED BY THE MANTITS OF MY STEPFATHER WITH HIS MUN GIVES ME UNDESERVED COMPLIMENTS

you are absolutely positively adorable, are an amazingly talented artist and I love you UuU

lol jk bro

NO U

I think you are a funny person.

y thanx :>

Can I come out yet?

Go on anon and tell me something you’re too afraid to say off anon.
A figure was silhouetted in the heavy shadow of night, though it was likely clear enough whom it might have been. He lightly twirled a cane and waited to be noticed.

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

kamkairo:

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

kamkairo:

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

kamkairo:

…what are you?

Where did you come from?

WHO SENT YOU TO HAUNT ME??

An echo worked its way through the air: jingling shoes. The cane clacked sharply against the floor as the figure loomed closer. He would soon be illuminated when a flashlight came on under his face.

"I’LL BET YOU FORGOT THAT YOU’VE GOT FUNGEON TIME COMIN’!"

…..

who are you and what did you do to my father.

Are you possessed?

Do I have to perform an exorcism on you right now?

Does Satine have anything to do with this?

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"No, but I might haveta call in a little HELP from him if ya don’t come quietly. Ya broke the law? Ringing any bellsth here? I’ll put you in a cell across from Winnyao’sth Mun. You can annoy her with your beloved harmonica. I’ll give her a kazoo, I dunno."

….wait

We’re still not over this?

Fine.

But I’m not gonna promise I’ll stay awake.

I like it when it’s dark.

i’d eat some of the cell but i don’t wanna get fatter than i already am

"For goodnessth SAKE! What ITH it with everyone and EATING MY FUNGEON?!"

Grumbling, he opens the door and shoos her inside.

"And yeah. I’m a man of my word, tho FUNGEON FOR YOU."

What did I just say, I’m NOT gonna.

<she reluctantly sits on the floor in the cell, randomly rattling her tail-bell against the bars now and then>

A figure was silhouetted in the heavy shadow of night, though it was likely clear enough whom it might have been. He lightly twirled a cane and waited to be noticed.

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

kamkairo:

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

kamkairo:

…what are you?

Where did you come from?

WHO SENT YOU TO HAUNT ME??

An echo worked its way through the air: jingling shoes. The cane clacked sharply against the floor as the figure loomed closer. He would soon be illuminated when a flashlight came on under his face.

"I’LL BET YOU FORGOT THAT YOU’VE GOT FUNGEON TIME COMIN’!"

…..

who are you and what did you do to my father.

Are you possessed?

Do I have to perform an exorcism on you right now?

Does Satine have anything to do with this?

image

"No, but I might haveta call in a little HELP from him if ya don’t come quietly. Ya broke the law? Ringing any bellsth here? I’ll put you in a cell across from Winnyao’sth Mun. You can annoy her with your beloved harmonica. I’ll give her a kazoo, I dunno."

….wait

We’re still not over this?

Fine.

But I’m not gonna promise I’ll stay awake.

I like it when it’s dark.

i’d eat some of the cell but i don’t wanna get fatter than i already am

A figure was silhouetted in the heavy shadow of night, though it was likely clear enough whom it might have been. He lightly twirled a cane and waited to be noticed.

ask-his-puffiness-king-candy:

kamkairo:

…what are you?

Where did you come from?

WHO SENT YOU TO HAUNT ME??

An echo worked its way through the air: jingling shoes. The cane clacked sharply against the floor as the figure loomed closer. He would soon be illuminated when a flashlight came on under his face.

"I’LL BET YOU FORGOT THAT YOU’VE GOT FUNGEON TIME COMIN’!"

…..

who are you and what did you do to my father.

Are you possessed?

Do I have to perform an exorcism on you right now?

Does Satine have anything to do with this?

Go to bed!!
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